Rev 6:5 - 6:6

( Contact Info, Personality & History )

( A day in the life of a horseman )

OLD MAN!

GOD! My god, the real one, not any of you whose names I know. No offence.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

( Happy Stick Boy )

(( OOC: Borrowing and butchering lines from Eliot's Wasteland. ))

[Private]
Rivers sweating oil and tar.

Speak not, I beg you. Why must you always speak? Speak not. Your arms empty, and your hair dry, I could not see and my voice failed

I was living or dead, I knew everything. Those are flint stones that were her teeth. Fear life by storm. Death has not undone enough...

SLOW DOWN PLEASE IT IS NOT YET TIME

And suddenly it's a lot more quiet than I like it to be.

1. Sometimes I really don't like Switzerland.
2. There's something I don't want to just mess with and throw away.
3. I don't like point 2.
4. Point 3 is a lie.
5. Milk-free milk is a success - yey.
6. My mp3-player is broken...
7. Dwarf is a sad lump of horse under the desk.
8. Makes for a good foot rest, though.
9. That lab assistant had better be pregnant or she'll get her fat ass fired faster than she can inhale that doughnut.
10. ...fat-ass lab assistant is a guy?

Friday can't come fast enough. I have a date with a pile of bones, after all.

( Delivered to Chastity )

Is it safe to presume that the negotiations have failed?

[Private]
At least, the horse is safe. Ruined a pair of gloves, though. And the whip was broken. Too bad.

[Envy]
Since you weren't at home and I was in a bit of a hurry, I took the liberty of entering and returning your ladies - cleaned and polished - to their proper places.

Thank you for letting me borrow them.

War?

WAR?

WAR?

WAR?

I wrote these a while ago and never got around to posting them. Both incidences happened only nobody was there to bear witness. Every word is true. Seriously.

Also, since I've never done the 'Request a Drabble' thingie, I'm offering my characters up. Pick a char/pairing & a prompt and I'll do my best to press it into a drabble. Nothing outrageously OOC and no babies, plz. ._.

My characters are: Famine, Phobos, National Security, Gambling (NPC Wayne), Humility, Triteia, The Memitim, Wall Street, Tyki, Zhou Yu and the two mortals Dorian Feenix and Miles Lago.

( Famine )

( National Security )

Buttered popcorn or salted? Toasted marshmallow jelly beans? Regular salt 'n vinegar chips or Terra Chips? Nachos with cheese and dip? Beer? Hard liquor? Soda?

[Private]
I love her when she stops thinking and just acts.

Haggai 1:11 (KJV)
And I called for a drought upon the land,
and upon the mountains,
and upon the corn,
and upon the new wine,
and upon the oil,
and upon that which the ground bringeth forth,
and upon men,
and upon cattle,
and upon all the labour of the hands.

I love you, too, old man!

My favourite number, the number of finality or judgement, times three! O happy day~

When you take a tour through Death Valley, don't be so surprised when you end up dead. Sometimes guides do lose their way and then there's no way back. No amount of yelling, crying, flipping out or any other form of energy waste will save you.

But thanks for the wake-up call and the show, folks. It's been amusing to say the least.

Things to do:
- Take a hot shower
- Grab a bite
- ... no, that can wait.

There was something else. Oh right; the obligatory NOW?

And that should cover all the after-nap procedures.

( Gift delivery to Envy )

Los Angeles is a fine place to be. It's sunny and warm and all the movie industry girls look the same. Pretty, pretty clone armies~ All skin and bones. I love it.

Next stop: Death Valley

X marks the spot.

X always, always marks the spot!

Where is my X that marks the spot?

Evil Dwarf ate all the Xs; or maybe I lost them somewhere, I don't know.

Only the one that marks the end is left.

Woe...

My suspension was changed into 'sick leave'. Nervous breakdown due to undue stress they say.

I think I'll show them what real stress is once I get back~

Smuggled Dwarf into the labs today. Or not so much smuggled as walked in with him on a leash and he ate the lab rats' research data of the past six months. He also ate most of the ice cream samples. Oh and gnawed on the server where the formula was stored.

Ice cream's not gonna hit the market this year but milk and cheese are still on the table.

Looks on lab rats' faces? Priceless!

Looks on upper management fatbagsacks' faces? Utterly hilarious!

They've suspended me from work and there's going to be some sort of investigation, disciplinary action, huge fat fine blah blah - no idea. I was too busy laughing my ass off to pay attention to what they were saying.

What are they going to do anyway? I'm the reason that company is doing so well. I made them and I can destroy them. Without me they're worth less than used recycled toilet paper.

[Private]
Passed the 50% mark and this feels nice. So good. Thank you, Pumpkin~

( Letter to the old man )

( Private )

Although the upper management loves it to pieces, 'Sinful Delight' is a stupid name for ice cream. Can you be more trite and boring if you tried? I'm definitely not going to pay for that idea.

[Samael]
Would you care to join me for another wildlife adventure, Angel?

New lab/kitchen: 2
New Staff: 1 pâtissier (new and brilliant), 2 engineers(1 rehired, 1 new CEO's niece; won't last), 1 biochemist (kind of twitchy and nervous - mental illness?), -4 lab rats (BMI exceeded 20.2 - it's in your contracts, idiots.)
New Products to tackle: Ice cream (maybe yoghurt, pudding(?), cows milk)
Dead girlfriends: Same count. No rise to be expected in the near future. Woe.

Dwarf is strangely possessive of the white pony pal. Carries it around everywhere and hasn't tried to tear furniture into pieces for almost three weeks. He does eye the sabertooth animal wearily, though. Why do I get a horse that is easily terrified by a soft toy? Still not laughing, old man! War, did you do something to it?

There was an influx of Angels recently, I believe. But why? Is there free Angel-attracting shiny stuff to grab around here? And why are all the Sins fleeing?

Voice? Now?

[Athena]
Thank you again for taking me flying.

D'aww! What an adorable and lovely present! My own personal white pony pal! My heart is all aflutter - or would be if I had one.

[Gluttony]
Funny, pal. Very funny. What do you expect me to do with it? Shove it up your arse until it comes out of your mouth?

For the nth time: there's nothing in my pants for you. Call again when you look like me and are about to heave your last breath.

( Gift delivery to Gluttony )

hun·ger (\ˈhəŋ-gər\)
n.
1 a: a craving or urgent need for the scent food or a specific nutrient
b: an uneasy sensation occasioned by her scent the lack of food
c: a weakened condition is gone brought about by prolonged lack of food
2: a strong desire : craving

I saw a face from the past wander past me this morning. A beautiful, beautiful face, radiating freshness and life, sitting on a supple stalk, swaying down the street.

It smiled, made me smile.

Golden wheat obscured the view of cornflowers-

It is gone! rained today. I didn't get wet.